QB Issue Resolution:
Sorry, but this is a community/user forum. Intuit employees do answer questions here, but even they don’t have access to your account (and it’s Saturday hence fewer of them online).
You need to contact Intuit. As far as I know, this is still the only way to do that for QBSE:
To cancel QBSE yourself:
Resolution for Issue 'Omg! Why can’t I talk to a human' available: Yes (Solved).
Source: Intuit Community forum.
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