QB Issue Resolution:

try, gear>accounts>billing>cancel

and or change the expiration date on the CC set up for billing

the software is not on your computer, it is a web page, once you cancel, just stop visiting the web page

Resolution for Issue 'where the hell is the “opt out” button for this crappy really crappy program?' available: Yes (Solved).
Source: Intuit Community forum.

where the hell is the “opt out” button for this crappy really crappy program?: this issue or error code is a known issue in Quickbooks Online (QBO) and/or Quickbooks. Support for this issue is available either by self-service or paid support options. Experts are available to resolve your Quickbooks issue to ensure minimal downtime and continue running your business. First try to resolve the issue yourself by looking for a resolution described below. If it is a complex issue or you are unable to solve the issue, you may contact us by clicking here or by using other support options.

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